(Source: robinwithabackwardn, via spiderslash)
i’ll take you to the candy shop
i’ll let you lick the lollipop
go ahead girl and don’t you stop
oh
(via thats-right-lil-nigga)
one time when i was younger i had some of that no tears shampoo and i wanted to see if it was legit so when i was in the shower i squirted it into my eye and i think i went…
(Source: lon-gnome)
“hey what are you doing?”
“wyoming.”
“isn’t that a state?”
“no it’s a verb.”
*continues to wyom*
(via maverickhuntermegamanx)
do you ever just get up from your computer to walk aimlessly around your house only to sit back down in front of the computer again
I pointlessly open the fridge too.
sometimes i just stand in the middle of the living room and look lost.
Why am I in the bathroom
(Source: vergilminaj, via thats-right-lil-nigga)
what if milk was black
Gosh. In this day and age can’t we use socially acceptable terms like “African American”. This is really offensive.
what if milk was african american
(Source: rnegay, via thats-right-lil-nigga)
I’ve done it
I’ve created the perfect hentai creature
My god, you really have.
goddamn
(via thats-right-lil-nigga)
Stones and words may break my birds, but bones can never hurt them.
http://www.rarecandytreatment.com/comics/1743829/awkward-boner/
(via bazzardcove)
This is what real friendship looks like.
(Source: akushion, via maverickhuntermegamanx)
